quick, mom! hide the porn

Two particular comics today made me chortle and snort:

1.

Dennis. Tell your mom she can find that stuff on the internet these days.

2.

Alternate caption: "Thanks, Grandma, but we don't eat our own kind!"


(I guess both of these were addressed in different spots on Comics Curmudgeon, but that's what I get for not looking at the comics till the evening. Scooped!)