today's thing that made my day:

Today I hung out with my mom and nephew some, and we had dinner at Eat'n'Park at the Waterfront, and then they had to run in Giant Eagle to get a few groceries, and I was staying in the car. Thirty seconds after they left, they returned, and my mom stuck her head in the window, looked at me and said: "I just wanted to let you know that Jim Ecker and his wife are loading groceries into their big black car."

It was, of course, a Cadillac, and I wish I had seen what his vanity plate said, but I couldn't quite make it out. I'm content to only imagine it ("NT GLTY," perhaps).